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The Truth behind the Teletubbies! - 15 questions!

by 1990 toys on June 9, 2008

A lot has been spoken of the Teletubbies, those potbellied cuties of unknown origin and strange colors that play and sing before the eyes of our children. But, in spite of the criticisms poured by well-meaning, although wrong, defenders of political correctness, nobody up to now has dared to analyze seriously this phenomenon until now…

Many are the questions that I pose relate to the imagery that the Teletubbies are showing to the children who watch the show. We need to understand the reach and the complexity of the messages that the children receive from the show. Here I will try to indicate quickly by means of inspired questions that will aimed at finding out the “truth behind the Teletubbies!”

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  1. What country are the Teletubbies is found?
  2. Why is the exact situation never described? - Are they being watched?
  3. Perhaps their home is a secret base where genetic experiments are carried out? - Come on - this would make a hell of a lot of sense.
  4. Are the Teletubbies the result of such experiments?
  5. Why do they carry a television set in the belly?
  6. Is this apparatus part of their genetic code or a modification added later?
  7. When theTeletubbies leave their house why are they then are forced back inside when some hidden loudspeakers appear? - 1984?
  8. Where are their parents?
  9. Why do they seem to have been abandoned? - no one seems to look after them (This fact reinforces the thesis that the Teletubbies are beings created in a laboratory.)
  10. If they are abondend, Why always they are playing? Do they not need to do work?
  11. With no work, How do they get their food?
  12. How it is that we never we see him them buy anything? - is is some sort of communist state?
  13. What the hell happens when the Teletubbies have hallucinations in which real children appear? Is it some sort of reality drug? - or a glimpse of a parallel universe?
  14. Is the Children in the TV a subliminal message so that the watching children believe that their life elapses in the interior of the Teletubbies?
  15. Why are the only alive animals that they can see are rabbits?

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Without doubt, the most perceptive minds will question the power of the Teletubbies after looking at some of these questions.

I do wonder if I should let my children watch the Teletubbies!

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

Anonymous June 28, 2008 at 5:33 pm

now i now why i was always skard wen i yuse to watch it

Anonymous July 3, 2008 at 4:49 pm

This looks like an interesting site, but this video is annoying as hell. Please remove it or make it not play by default.

1990 toys July 3, 2008 at 9:47 pm

video removed! thanks for the comment - it was annoying!!

poopnuggety December 5, 2008 at 1:52 pm

I HATE TELITUBIES! DEATH TO TELITUBIES!!!!

poopnuggety December 5, 2008 at 1:55 pm

will someone destroy the costumes so that kids like me won’t regret wtshing the show when thier older?

Clean Red Widgets December 29, 2008 at 7:01 pm

I remember a controversy at one time about the teletubbies or a particular one, being gay. What happened there?

confused.brit January 17, 2009 at 12:00 am

The purple one was supposed to be a bloke, and carried a handbag. thats why he was thought to be gay.

John The Fisherman March 16, 2009 at 11:51 pm

That picture of the teletubbie with bin laden is funny as hell LOL

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